The South Park Beefcakes are proud to
be sponsored by Cheesy Poofs and Weight Gain 4000. So proud, that
we named the stadium after them. All of our fat linemen swear by
the stuff, and we dominate scrimmage. Just watch as the Beefcake
backs stomp all over their opponents. The two point advantage
is all that we'll need here, what with the 60,000 fans screaming the Beefcake
Alma Mater. As a promotional deal, 4000 lucky fans are able to wander
the sidelines, complete with a complimentary "Bag o' Poofs", harassing
the evil squads that dare enter this fun-loving party house.
The Beefcakes love this carnival-like atmosphere and are eager to dispense
with their boring foes so that they can get back to
