Adam Franssen

"You know, Hammond, you never shoulda stepped.  You know I'm   The Heat!  This is what you get...you brought it on yourself"


Picture:  Big A  feeling good about his shot.  
Not only his shot to make this cup, but his shot to finally win it all in 2003.
Age: 26
Current Residence Chicago, IL
Favorite NFL Team Miami Dolphins
Current Favorite NFL Player Zack Thomas, MLB, 
Dolphins 1997- 
All-Time Favorite NFL Player Dan "The Man" Marino, QB  Dolphins 1983-1999
Best FFL Moment: Winning the Little SCUFFLE in '99, '01.  Back when winning the LST meant you were the 3rd best team in the league.  Ahh, those were the days.
Worst FFL Moment: 2002 World's Worst.  I doubt that I'll be updating this one much.  
S2K3 Goals: We can only go up from here.  
Best Draft Pick: Picture it:  2001 draft, round 3, 38th overall, Brett Favre.  Washed up?  Hardly.  Of the 11 QBs kept and taken in front of Brett, only three scored more than his 124 fantasy starter points.  Put that in your box. 
Worst Draft Pick: The most damaging might have been taking Curtis "Throbbing" Enis with the 16 overall in 2000.  He did NOTHING that year and I was ruined.  So were the Force. 
My Biggest Rival: The HATED Shangri-la Shockers.
Team Song Methods of Mayhem - Get Naked

 

Name: Banded Palm Civet
Species: Hmigalus derbyanus

Range: Malaysia, Sumatra, Borneo, Fransburg
Stats:  This nocturnal animal is a good climber, with strong feet well adapted to arboreal life.  It forages for prey in tress, on the forest floor, and beside streams.  Kicks fat SCUFFLE ass. 
Eats: Worms, locusts, ants, spiders, crustaceans, land and aquatic snails, frogs, quarterbacks for breakfast.
Breeding Habits: Every way from Sunday.

Windfield, P., ed.  Macmillan Illustrated Animal Encyclopedia.  Macmillan Publishing Company, New York. 1984. pp. 94-5.