Simian Stadium is an immense structure in the middle of a brutal wet hot jungle.  Teams will discover movement and existence downright impossible in these conditions.  It is said that many Bombarders (see History) broke into uncontrollable sobbing before they even entered the stadium.  Torrential downpours and flooding are not uncommon and are just some of the difficulties opposing teams will face.  Opposing teams are likely to be terrified by the Brigadiers, some of the rowdiest warlike fans on earth, whose incessant screeching drives all but the completely deaf mad.

Simian seats 52,000 but as the rabid fans rarely sit, the stadium usually fills with twice that.
The surrounding area is teeming with Brigade fans and the whole jungle is thumping during gametime.  Despite the savagery shown during the game, the post-game festivities are legendary for their peaceful, groovin good time.   Parties have been known to rage for the whole week until the next game.